lameborghini:

for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids


lagerthalothbrokes:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

#my face hurts from smiling so much

The awkward moment when your friends are talking to someone you hate and you’re standing there like…

sodamnrelatable:

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the-republic-of-jew:

s-treetlights:

a-c-n-e:

deadvibes:

I really love this

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Omfg yes

Me at this exact moment.
poehlerization:

omg my 11-year-old brother was screaming so my mom and I rushed into the room asking him what was wrong and he just goes, “I DROPPED THE BASS” and then starts cracking up

theseburnsthesescars:

neptunepirate:

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ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana

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banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) potato-na-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana)

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togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana

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yoh plano boo la planonoh too ma bana-na la-ka moobi talamoo

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ba-na-na ba-ba (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) POH-TAAA-TOH-OH-OH (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana)

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togari noh pocato li kani malo mani kano chi ka-ba-ba, ba-ba-naNAAAHHHH!!!

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I may as well just quit tumblr. No post on my blog will ever match up to this

newkidsonmycock11:

here i am

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

y0ur-little-hatefuck:

HAHAHAHA
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